What Would Tim Tebow Do?


Watching Florida beat OU, I was struck but just how wonderful a person Tim Tebow is. I knew he was fairly accomplished at running the option, but I hadn't realized that he was the child of a spiritual threesome between Mother Theresa, Gandhi and Jesus himself. I want to be the first to call for amending the Constitution to allow Lil Timmy to become President in 2012 in spite of a) being born in the Philippines and b) being 10 years under the minimum age of 35.

Just visit www.timtebowforpresident.com. You'll be a better person for having spent 5 minutes there.