Allen Iverson: "All I Care About Is Winning -- And Being The Star"

Nothing says Thanksgiving like an overrated, self-centered athlete continuing his turkey impression. AI has decided that he wants to retire, unless, of course, a really good team wants to let him start and continue being a ball-hogging chucker. And what contender wouldn't want a guy that 10% of the league has cut ties with in the last year?

But, you know, AI only cares about winning. And starting. And scoring, a lot. And not practicing. And not being hassled about defense.

Maybe the Raiders could use him? He WAS a star high school quarterback, after all.