30 Rock Live Blogging: Facebook Status Updates - Double-Edged Sword

Once again, Luxembourg has blog-blocked me. The weekend trip* meant I didn't have time to watch my beloved 30 Rock til now.


Acceptable Status Updates:

• Never sleeps on planes -- I don't want to be incepted
• Is a Type-A nutjob
• Needs a whale saddle
• Is a businessman, not an air marshal
• Wants to be a big government duel-loser
• Is just airplane folk now
• 's incompetence knows no bounds
• Memorized all 700 words in the Canadian dictionary

UNacceptable Status Updates:

• Packed underwear that isn't grey
• Has a pencil sticking out of his fly
• Needs a whale saddle**
• Doesn't think those cashews look like a bowl of baby penises
• Compromises readily on movie choices and sexual positions

* Also, Season 5 of The Wire
** UNacceptable if you're dating/sleeping with someone who is, um, hefty (or thinks they are)