Unless you're in Switzerland, and in that case, you just lost your only wild bear. However, being a Swiss* bear, it** didn't actually attack anyone. It just waited for the German bears to finish off the tourists while it made a healthy profit off their kills.
I kid, I kid! This bear was following humans, which either meant it was:
- Creepy
- Bored
- About to do some mauling
Rather than arresting it, like most cops, the Swiss just gunned it down*** Of course, the WWF was "extremely disappointed", presumably because the bear wasn't able to maul anyone prior to being put down.
* To be fair, the article didn't mention where the bear was born. It was probably an illegal immigrant, coming for free health care, I bet.
** Jebus, I'm a blogger. I don't google stuff, much less probe bears for gender identification.
*** Then sold off its gold and jewelry. Last Nazi collaboration joke, I swear****.
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